Distraction

My only happiness in this world lately are episodes of 30 Rock:
http://tvshack.net/tv/30_Rock/

My Mother

My mother works in a hair salon as a stylist, and she always likes to tell me stories about her clients and the things she converses to them about. Yesterday, she told me about a young boy preparing for graduation. He came into the salon and asked my mom for a MULLETT. My mom, knowing the multitude of different possible mulletts, asked him on how he wanted it done. He wanted the sides of his head shaved, creating a faux-hawk that leads to the scrum-diddly-umptious scraggle in the back. I don't really know the purpose of telling you this story, other than the fact that it reminded me and my brother of the phrase, "ALL BUSINESS IN THE FRONT, PAAAAHTTTAYYYY IN THE BACK!"!!!. Classic. Case closed.